Suburban lawns are also on their list.Since I started keeping the garbage in the garage, my buddy the bear is a bit perturbed that his free lunch is gone and has upped the ante. He left his calling card right in the middle of my back yard. This wasn't one of those cute Bear dumps you see in the Charmin commercials. This was a rude, crude, in your face, 2 shovel piece of trouble. I haven't seen that much s#!* since........ let's just say that McNamara was involved I don't know about you but if I take a dump in someones back yard, I'm definitely sending that person a message...............not that I would ever do that......... What's next? a mutilated horses head in my bed? (see Godfather part 1) or a visit from Toni Soprano......"My friend Bear, is concerned that you don't seem to like him anymore." "You dishonour him by leaving your garbage locked up in the garage". "We wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to your front lawn" "Capice"
Maybe I reading too much into this. Maybe he just had to go and couldn't make it to the woods............Yeah, right, and the Toronto Maple Leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. In the meantime I'll be treating my back yard like a mine field.
pool temp: 21c (70f)
"We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We will never surrender". (Winston Churchill)
